Boss: I'll give you a raise next month
Employee: Phil, stop it, that's what you told me last month. I'm bs proof.
Employee: Phil, stop it, that's what you told me last month. I'm bs proof.
by milloo_antibs May 20, 2009
Get the BS Proof mug.The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.
Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!
Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010
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A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.
Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always
pull a Zewald.
Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always
pull a Zewald.
by Milanifan October 21, 2010
Get the xND proof mug.Phrase used in pretty much every conceivable scenario when person#1 makes a claim that requires proof to be believed, and person#2 demands that the proof be given, or person#1 shuts the fuck up.
Pietro, Ultra, Earl Grey: Hey! That's not fair ACM! "proof or stfu" is our phrase that we invented!
The ACM: proof or stfu
The ACM: proof or stfu
by TheACM December 17, 2006
Get the proof or stfu mug.(n.) 1. the state of a person that is not able to die, or be killed, or find death on his own terms; 2. the state of a person who has legally or clinically died and came back from death
If a person were to be shot, or overdose, and their heart stopped beating, and they wer declared dead by a doctor, and then brought back to life, they are said to be Death Proof
by Teejae Barilleaux....aka Smurf January 22, 2009
Get the Death Proof mug.Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"
You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"
Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"
You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"
Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"
by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011
Get the bullet proof hater coat mug." Mom can you tag proof my before I go out to the movies with Jake? "
" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "
" I need a Tag proofing before I go out tonight "
by AbnormalAshley January 7, 2010
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