procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.

"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.

by Ramshel March 10, 2012

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.

Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."

by discoN8 October 4, 2012