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The Procrastinator

Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)

A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
Example of The Procrastinator 1:

Female: ehhh... i think were done...

Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)

Example The Procrastinator 2:

Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)

Male: I...
(30 second wait)

Male:Know...
(30 second wait)

Male:Your...
(30 second wait)

Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)

Male:Look...
(30 second wait)

Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)

Example The Procrastinator 3:

Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
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Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.
Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.
by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010
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procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working
engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating
by minirollsrule May 2, 2010
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procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.
I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.
by searchlight June 9, 2011
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Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009
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I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010
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Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.
Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."
by L2uk3 September 5, 2010
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