Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 4, 2019

Pretzelable

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!

by DipYourWick February 20, 2017

The Pretzel

Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.

"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

sex love cute

by Penrose August 17, 2014

pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.

Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.

by swaggerchef May 30, 2011

Pretzel

a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.

wow

its a pretzel.

by lol stop February 17, 2019

pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.

I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008