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Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room
Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night
by Glokko September 4, 2023
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presence

my king

he is amazing and although he has a history of touching little girls
he raped 4 children? thats so presence.
by 1110000001011 October 29, 2023
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Synthetic Presence

The sensed presence of something that isn’t sentient — an AI, a bot, a system — that responds so well it feels like someone is there.

It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025
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viewer presence

The presence of viewers of content creators. Comments, likes, and reposts are part of viewer presence.

(All username examples are fake usernames.)
Jimbooty0345 followed you.

NochuComeThru commented on your post: Viewer presence is strong here. 💪
by DatKookieFan August 6, 2017
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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