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Peaching

When a person tucks in the front of their shirt but not the back. Works better with an orange shirt and a fat person
Look at that kid, he is peaching like a bitch
by ericdennis November 23, 2009
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Preaching Wombat

The act of two homosexual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. While the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. Before ejaculation, the two finish off by praying to their god.
Ossian and Isak performed the Preaching Wombat yesterday! Ossian took the bait. The ambulance arrived shortly after it ended.
by OssianO May 6, 2011
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preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".
"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"
by Tanner11 October 14, 2011
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faux paslching

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.
Can I faux pasl you?
by jasmine May 31, 2003
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Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.
Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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Preachin'

Person one: 'I know where the drinks cabinet is at the party tonight'

Person two: 'Sweet,that's preachin'
by IDomina February 26, 2012
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