Predictably Unpredictable

This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.

I've met two people who fit this definition.

Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"

by REBel Siren June 8, 2021

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Predictive Text

A little more about it but it is not the same thing that you have done for us in this situation but we have been trying for you and your family and friends are not the same as you can imagine that you are well and you are well and your hugs are very good and I hope you're doing good with your life in life right in the middle and I have to be up to you and Brad for the 4th time this year ago you said you were going on I'm going on a day trip and then I would love you to come and see me when you come back and see you tonight or tomorrow and I'll be ok though and I'll let me see if you can make sure I get it to you later

My predictive text is actually insane

by The_Malight_samorrow October 15, 2021

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