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prehardon

The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.

Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.

Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.
I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.

She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.

See also hardon.
by Bangass July 23, 2008
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Prehab

The part just before rehab, when someone or something is totally out of control.
Ashli was so wasted last night, she was worse than prehab Lindsay Lohan.

Dude, you got to stop drinking so much, you're totally prehab.
by NikkiNeigh May 30, 2009
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prehistory

A period of time before there was any written history
A long time ago before we ever had any written history to tell us what happen way before this is called prehistory
by Girl3274 August 31, 2017
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Prehan

Hot, sexy. Christian sadly. Will make every girl within render distance wet. Will make men gay.
"Damn, I rlly love Prehan."
"Same."
by Hercules127 May 12, 2021
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Prehab

N. A state of destructive living preceding checking into a rehab facility. The state lasts 30 to 60 days and always ends with the individual admitting themselves to rehab. Applies mainly to hollywood types.
Lindsey Lohan wrecked into another telephone pole last night? That chick is totally in prehab.
by christopher layton January 5, 2008
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Prehistoric Planet

A 5 part documentary series focusing on the Late Cretaceous (Maastrichtian) age and the creatures that lived during that period. The 5 episodes are Coasts, Deserts, Freshwater, Ice Worlds and Forests. This series is in the style of Plane Earth and Blue Planet and is even narrated by David Attenborough. It features animals like tyrannosaurids, sauropods, hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, pterosaurs, mosasaurs and many more wonderful prehistoric animals. Music composed by Hans Zimmer and is praised for its gorgeous CGI, even giving movies a run for its money, and its scientifically up-to-date models of said creatures.
“You wanna watch Jurassic World Dominion or Prehistoric Planet?”
“Prehistoric Planet, heard it’s a good documentary
by writer Dino August 13, 2022
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preheat the oven

to perform sexual acts before having sexual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, blowjobs.
"Ay man- Do you know if Naomi preheat the oven?"
"Yeah, thats what i've heard."
by Preheatinthatoven July 1, 2008
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