bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.

pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?

by luvdady April 8, 2010

you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

peach tree

Tall Girl with with a BIG ass

That peach tree is bangin'

by victorgardin April 28, 2021

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures

Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever

by Cornchips May 26, 2018

peach bottoms

a hot,gorgeous ass on a good looking woman wearing a thong. A better word than "Apple Bottoms".

"Man, look at all of those peach bottoms on the beach today!--YUMMY!"

by T. Wilson January 20, 2008

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson

“She’s a Peach Scone”

by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

tight peach

A term used to describe a vagina, also referred to as a peach, when it is near perfection - and the skin appears to be tight, beautiful, and desirable.

He thought her tight peach was so amazing he took a photograph of it and shared it with his boys in the group chat.

by Today is the Day July 1, 2020