poultrygeist

The spirit of Thanksgiving past.

The poultrygeist of old home movies.

by BRL December 24, 2007

Poultraholic

One who is obsessed with eating poultry, fried, baked or roasted or in any other form, to the point of near panic while waiting for a bite of bird. Applies to people, but especially to cats, who will actually cry piteously while banging around the cooks ankles to get attention and a taste.

comment: "That kitty turns into a real poultraholic when he smells your chicken frying."
reply: "Yeah, he's almost as bad as you! I'm gonna get you guys in a 12 step program!"

by P. Brown December 24, 2007

Poultrinarian

A person who eats poultry, but no other animal meats or byproducts (including fish).

Zelda is a poultrinarian, so the only meat she eats is chicken, turkey, duck and other types of poultry.

by Zelda Semicrotchet July 11, 2016

Poultrous

1. (adj.) Extremely nervous or scared, shown through timidness or anxiety.
2. (adj.) Having chicken-like qualities.

1. He seemed poultrous before jumping off of the diving board. It was his first time jumping off of one, after all.

2. You can tell dinosaurs were descendants of chickens due to their poultrous attributes. These include, but are not limited to, laying eggs and having feathers.

by lordvpn May 8, 2023

Poultrarian

A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.

Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.

by Christie Johnson October 6, 2006

paultry

1. A lack of Chicken

Origin of the word: Paultry is a combination of the words poultry and paltry.

Boy, that chicken chili was paultry last night and could have used some more chicken!

by humanoid94 September 16, 2007

poultrarian

Anyone that has weird food aversions or quirks (especially “vegans” and all members of PETA) that are NEVER invited to any party or social function held at my house or any of my friends houses. Poultrarians always have a screw loose - or several - in their pointy little heads that also affects their behavior in other areas. Get the hell away from me.

"She seemed like a regular, hot chick until she saw the BBQ grill. That's when the poultrarian conniption popped out of her head like an Alien space larva."

by suttonboy January 6, 2009