Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.

Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.

by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

potter

potter is the 'G' aka braintree gangster

fred: Im the fukin potter man!

by john smegalo April 28, 2008

potter

Slang for the liquid form of GHB (gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid)

I could really do with a cap of potter

by Jarve August 4, 2007

Potterism

A well-known phrase or saying that someone picks up from the Harry Potter books and believes that J.K. Rowling invented because they have never bothered to read any other literature.

Potterism
-Betsy sure is as bitchy as her mother.
-Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
-Hey, you got that from Harry Potter.
-Avada Kedavra!

by Charles Mc. October 21, 2007

Pottering

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way with odd jobs whilst drinking beer.

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon, I was just pottering around

by The__Bear September 5, 2019

potter

someone who resembles harry potter.
usually large glasses and also looks like a nerd.
he may also have no parents or parents that aren't fit to be parents.

adam masters. your a potter

by nerdy potter November 11, 2006