Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.

Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.

by pepperpotter July 26, 2010

Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 4, 2009

marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.

'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009

Pepper Potting

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification.

John: Where is the ketchup bottle?
Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.

by jsf87 August 5, 2010

Plant Potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat March 7, 2010

Potatoing

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

by Potatoing September 14, 2016