poseidons rage

The act of receiving poseidons rage is where a male or female places there face in front of a pregnant womans vagina when her water breaks.

did you hear sally is preggers?
no way, i shotgun that poseidons rage bro

by PoonSnake July 15, 2010

Poseidon powder

The secret Ingredient in the Krabby patty’s, More commonly know as cocane

I love Poseidon powder! It makes me feel good.

by Shitty potato October 13, 2019

poseidon

2nd most badass of greek gods and lord of the sea. Caused Hurricane Katrina.

Bender: Curse you merciful poseidon

by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006

Poseidon Adventure

An inverted Motorboat. When a person sits on top of and rubs their breasts vigorously in another person's face while they make vibrating sounds. So named for the movie "The Poseidon Adventure" which takes place in an upturned cruise liner.

Lucy: Check out the bazookas on that little hottie!
Lara: I'd like to go on a Poseidon Adventure with her!

Chuck: I think Larry's Manboobs have gotten bigger.
Ben: I'll be he gives his Girlfriend a Poseidon Adventure every time they do it.

by chebizarro January 23, 2014

Poseidon's Trident

The name of a threesome that involves only men.

Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.

by BackB0ne June 4, 2016

poseidon's pitchfork

Poseidon's Pitchfork is when a male is urinating and his stream starts, or leads into, a triple stream going left, right and center.

Oh man, I had to pee so bad last night, I made Poseidon's Pitchfork.

by AGills March 26, 2017

Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.

"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"

by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018