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We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
by Keezy May 2, 2003
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Postscriptionist

An advocate or creator of new vocabulary that has substantial, unique, and relevant meaning to a particular language or culture that has yet to be accepted as part of formal grammar.
Me: I definitely just roffled!
You: What do you mean by roffled?
Me: Roffled is the past tense of the acronym ROFL.
You: You are such a postscriptionist, but I agree that makes perfect sense!
by ShoKill December 18, 2009
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Posted

The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.
Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.
by ThatGingerHater12 August 1, 2019
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postdepartum depression

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.
"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"
by OD Ron January 1, 2012
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PMSTSD

The cumulative longterm effect of prolonged menstrual syndrome stress on a caring boyfriend or husband.
Due to his PMSTSD, Colin walks on eggshells around Miley whenever she approaches her period.
by inchelium January 12, 2014
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postdiction

Brian Miller writes: Postdiction is an explanation after the event: the lamest and laziest form of prophecy.

In skepticism, it is considered an effect of hindsight-bias that (only afterwards) explains claimed predictions of significant events.

Happens often at race-tracks and masked wine tastings.

Larry Lockshin adds: "I knew it." Used extensively in business case studies, which often purport to cause and effect: they did this, and that happened.

It is not a predictor of outcomes for those following the claims.
A typical postdiction might be:

It was after I switched from Corn Flakes to Rice Krispies that women started to notice me. You should try Rice Krispies. They could work for you too...
by jethro probes June 8, 2016
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PooTSD

The horrific mental after effects after experiencing a traumatic bout of explosive diarrhoea.
Babe, you don't understand. I have serious PooTSD! It was all over the kitchen floor and somehow in my hair. *shivers*
by pseu-DONym August 26, 2018
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