Austin Porter

a cute blonde guy with long hair from the band PRETTYMUCH. an anime kween 😍🙌🏽 also a lowkey artist that’s highkey good. HES ALSO HOT ASF if you didn’t know ;))

“Did you hear the “uhh yo it’s prettymuch” in solita? the guy who did that is so hot”
“yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”

by kuwonusarreaga October 28, 2018

portal

Funniest game ever!

Made by valve as a part of the orange box.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I miss my weighted companion cube.

I made a portal over me, and under me, and now I'm stuck.

by FLarsen October 30, 2007

porcelain chill

That cold sensation one receives when they sit on a cold toilet seat.

Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"

Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.

by dundunduuuuun December 27, 2011

Portland Passback

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.

Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!

by SelfishSi June 10, 2018

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

Porcelain Beauty

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011

Portola Middle School

A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.

I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to Portola Middle School

by honors student ‘,:) May 7, 2019