Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019

Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.

Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.

by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 2, 2023

Any Port in the Storm

When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.

Bartender: Last call.

Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.

Bartender: Really?!

Guy: Hey, any port in the storm

by experienced fuck up April 15, 2012

Any Port in the Storm

Sailor Dialect meaning, essentially: when you're in trouble, any way out is a good way out.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.

(thunder, lightening.)
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.

Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.

by Simon Floyd November 27, 2003

Any port in a storm

It's a sort of motto, used in jest or as an insult about another. It means to accept less than your desires or to lower your standards under pressure.

When closing time approached, Dan started hitting on some old bat. "Any port in a storm", muttered the bartender to the waitress.

by ajf November 26, 2003

any port in a storm

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.

1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.

by pootie tang November 25, 2003