Big Porker

BP for short. Someone who has packed on a few (hundred) pounds, and makes asian people scream "ooorrr noo godzilla!" when they walk around.

Have you seen Katie K? That's a Big Porker if I've ever see one.

by laidback0670 February 19, 2011

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alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 6, 2013

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Being fat. and remember, if you are skinny, you can still be fat... like cutting in line at mcdonald's just cause you are hungry and fat.... eating your food before you leave any drive-thru...un-buttoning your pants after a meal...asking for no ice in your drink at a restaraunt because ur fat and want more soda....accidently taking a big bite of ur finger instead of ur food...if people at a fast food restaraunt i.e. McDonald's know you by ur first name... now thats a Porker-Pig for you.

1. Wow, what a fuckin Porker-Pig, that guy asked for thick crust on his pizza.

2. KAREN is a Porker-Pig, she got mad cause i ate one of her fries.

3. a Porker-Pig can be someone who says, "oh no thank you im not that hungry"....(because they're cheap and fat) then 5 minutes later saying, "ok maybe just a little" but they end up eating the whole plate of tacos.

by Teresa Palacios January 3, 2006

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Tangy Porker

When you stick your had down your breeks, pull back your foreskin and run your thumb around your helmet and wipe off as much cheese as humanly possible.

Then rub it on the persons top lip, just clipping their nostrils as you go.

Euan's been an annoying wee dick all night, constantly looking for an argument!

Go and give him a Tangy Porker then. That will shut him up.

by Tangerine pipey November 11, 2016

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