Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

Porchmen

The people who have nothing better to do than to sit on their porch and watch the cars drive by. Their always poor as shit and usually black.

When Pat, Amber, Jared and I drove down Pleseant Street, we saw a shit load of porchmen, and most of them were blacksmen.

by Aaron Sager August 24, 2008

_parchmentsquid_

_parchmentsquid_ is a very cool and gay splattoker that loves the word "ballz", as they say it with a "Z" instead of a "S".

Wow, _parchmentsquid_ really likes ballz huh?

by _ParchmentSquid_ April 24, 2023

Scrapbook Parchment

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

by katchanmeow March 20, 2014

Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

porchetti

1. a type of greasy yellow pasta made with special cream sauce. Can often be filled with chicken or small shrimp or served with out meat or substance what so ever. Once you've had even a small taste, you've had enough.

Let's go out for hamburgers as this porchetti tastes like dead shrimp with lard sauce

by justadumbman March 7, 2008

porniment

Prominent porn element.

I simply can't allow this porniment to discuntinue.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008