Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020

Poot

2 words combined making 1 Poop and toot combine to make Poot, synonymous with the word shart meaning to poo a little when only intending to fart

i cant trust my ass after those tacos, i might poot!

by 1toncaddy July 15, 2009

Poot

POOT simply means to pull out on time.

-What is one way to prevent pregnency?
-POOT!

by imagangster November 9, 2006

Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty

"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."

by Tatari June 10, 2003

Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

by Semajal June 11, 2003

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 25, 2003