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Poot

"I don't even poot."
by Potato4life January 16, 2018
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Poot

2 words combined making 1 Poop and toot combine to make Poot, synonymous with the word shart meaning to poo a little when only intending to fart
i cant trust my ass after those tacos, i might poot!
by 1toncaddy July 14, 2009
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Poot

POOT simply means to pull out on time.
-What is one way to prevent pregnency?
-POOT!
by imagangster November 10, 2008
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Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty
"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."
by Tatari June 10, 2003
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Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.
by Semajal June 11, 2003
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Poot

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.
by Mike June 26, 2003
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Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.
that fart was a poot!
by Jesus July 24, 2003
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