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Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Poot by definebird December 2, 2017
Related Words
Poot pooter pooty Pooti pootie pootang pootytang pootie-tang pooted Pootash
Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.
The bean was very poot
Poot by Poot Bean July 3, 2019
A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
Poot by Poot queen November 8, 2019
Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.
Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
Poot by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020
A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*
I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot

“Your poot stinks!”
Poot by urr mums bum January 4, 2022
The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
Poot by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022