Poonater

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

poopsterbate

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by tidge March 13, 2014

Pisaster

The scientific name for a sea star.

"Last night, I awoke covered in starfish. Hot damn, it was a pisaster disaster!"

by Paumento Migilis March 1, 2009

Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014

poopster

someone who leaves lots of poop in the toilet and doesnt flush so it gets all soggy

big sisters

by carly October 7, 2003