pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018

pooly

When water tastes like it comes from a pool, such as city water that is unfiltered in a restaurant

It's obvious that this restaurant doesn't filter their water because it tastes pooly.

by ITAZ June 22, 2015

pootly nauch

slang for "pretty nice"

That piece of ass is pootly nauch.

by Steve December 16, 2003

PoorlyParker

A Little Bitch who wines and sucks at games

"Im friends with poorlyparker"

"Why he a Bitch fr"

by Urfavguy1096 June 14, 2022

poorliest

Worse than poorly or worst/worse

You take the Science final last, so you do the poorliest on it

by Michaela-hahaha July 17, 2007

pooraygous

a common term used on youtube, deandnate's idek. a dump, shit, poo, poop, brown stuff in the toilet.

i have to take a mega pooraygous.

by lenny the turtlee May 4, 2010

Poolystyrene

An array of small pellet like poo's which are lighter than water and therefore float on the surface.

Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away

Man entering cubicle "Ohh what, someone has shit in the pan and not flushed"

Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"

Man entering cubicle "Ok.......

by Mongymax January 13, 2014