When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.
"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
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WHY
In a society where Engagement Proposals are heavily pressured for one sex to orchestrate a grand gesturing production to their significant other (S.O), the ‘PRE-PROPOSAL' acts as the antecedent event that can lead a couple to a successful, happy -and fair- relationship long term.
HOW
A Pre-Proposal occurs when one sex (often the female, or one who is expecting to be Proposed to) proclaims their love for their S.O, and also announces that they are primed and ready to receive a future Proposal.
Like it’s proceeding event, the Pre-Proposal CAN be an orchestrated production delivered to the S.O. Once the Pre-Proposal is presented (and accepted!), the receiving party has 365 days to appropriately reciprocate a Proposal.
Here are the following relationship benefits of practicing the Pre-Proposal:
1. One party alerting that their souls are ready for future potential engagement-acceptance.
2. Both parties enjoy the thrill, joy, stress, schemes, awesomeness of both delivering and receiving a pre/proposal plan.
3. Deterrence of unnecessary Proposal costs and/or embarrassment IF couples are not in relationship compatibility
In a society where Engagement Proposals are heavily pressured for one sex to orchestrate a grand gesturing production to their significant other (S.O), the ‘PRE-PROPOSAL' acts as the antecedent event that can lead a couple to a successful, happy -and fair- relationship long term.
HOW
A Pre-Proposal occurs when one sex (often the female, or one who is expecting to be Proposed to) proclaims their love for their S.O, and also announces that they are primed and ready to receive a future Proposal.
Like it’s proceeding event, the Pre-Proposal CAN be an orchestrated production delivered to the S.O. Once the Pre-Proposal is presented (and accepted!), the receiving party has 365 days to appropriately reciprocate a Proposal.
Here are the following relationship benefits of practicing the Pre-Proposal:
1. One party alerting that their souls are ready for future potential engagement-acceptance.
2. Both parties enjoy the thrill, joy, stress, schemes, awesomeness of both delivering and receiving a pre/proposal plan.
3. Deterrence of unnecessary Proposal costs and/or embarrassment IF couples are not in relationship compatibility
Ie. Lateefa has known all along that she wanted to be married to John. Societal pressures have Lateefa unsure of WHEN and IF John will be proposing to her. Lateefa also feels like John should be shown how much he means to Lateefa. She prepares a moderately well schemed plan as Pre-Proposal to John, and with much success, John was so happy, moved, and proposedly-informed that he Proposed to Lateefa < 365 days later. #love
OMG She finally Pre-Proposed to him! He's got a year now to drum up something special back to her ;)
He/She’s locked up ever since XXX Pre-Proposed to them.
I was surprised at being Pre-Proposed to since I actually never liked XXX. Now we save X amount in time and money.
That Pre-Proposal was an incredible experience. I feel so loved by their gesture and can’t wait to surprise them with a Proposal of my own.
OMG She finally Pre-Proposed to him! He's got a year now to drum up something special back to her ;)
He/She’s locked up ever since XXX Pre-Proposed to them.
I was surprised at being Pre-Proposed to since I actually never liked XXX. Now we save X amount in time and money.
That Pre-Proposal was an incredible experience. I feel so loved by their gesture and can’t wait to surprise them with a Proposal of my own.
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derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)
derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)
One day I was on the beach and I had no where to go to the bathroon, so i utlized my poopsack, until i had a toilet to shit in.
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Get the poopsack mug.n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.
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