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Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
by NuffleButter May 28, 2023
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Emperor poopatine

Rubbing A ballon for static electricity during sex and shocking your partners bootyhole
I gave her an “emperor poopatine” last night
by Boobsnoop April 8, 2022
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poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.
Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.
by b14ze February 15, 2009
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poopball

Defined as someone who is being very difficult to deal with or someone who is generally difficult to deal with.
Grendy, why are you being such a little poopball? I'll take out the trash in a minute.
by vyoung April 20, 2007
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Poopbutts

Poopbutts (or the Poop Butts dot com) is an exclusive social networking website that strictly follows its sole maxim of, "How can you say you love her if you're not even willing to her own poop?"
The other day, I was trying to establish a get together with my friends on Poopbutts and the irony of the situation struck me. Then I shrugged it off and proceeded to make a pun out of the word crap and was satisfied with myself.
by AlphaOmegaStrife September 10, 2009
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Pooplate

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.
by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011
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Poopcation

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.
"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."
by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014
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