Poop Chute Paratrooper

To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.

"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"

by Cary n Jerry January 6, 2008

Poop-chute Pete

A colloquialism; literally, Peter Kovacs. We still love you, Petey. Just don't sit next to me.

Oh, now he's Piss-Pot Pete as well! Someone get a paper towel!

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

poop chute magoot

For someone to act like a pretentious/ snooty asshole.

Why does Tray always have to act like a little poop chute magoot?

by PS3 playa January 28, 2009

Poop Chute Presentation (PCP)

Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".

1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.

by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021

Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.

"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.

Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026