Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

Poontanga

A hybrid of the words "Poontang" and "Tapanga", Cory Matthews girlfriend from the 90's sitcom Boy Meets World

Damn, Mr. Feeny, Tapanga is a fucking babe, I'd love to see what her Poontanga looks like
-Cory Matthews

by Alex Southworth February 5, 2007

Poontang

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.

Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?

by JGriz December 29, 2004

Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.

Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.

by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

poontanger

A guy who goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat by their sweaty smelly poons. Exercise bike seats are their favourites. Warm fresh seats are preferred.

Phil : " Hey Dave, why is Steve always hanging around
the bike racks" ?

Dave : " He's waiting for chicks to arrive so he can take
a whiff of their bike seats, the dirty poontanger ."

by Good ol Dave December 14, 2008

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Poontang

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.

I lover the poontang

by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003