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Pokey

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
by PokeyMan October 30, 2009
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Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah
Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.
by Ghhoste July 29, 2017
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Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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pokeyman

Grandma: "Pokeyman? Is that a new superhero? I'll get you a Pokeyman comic book for Christmas, dear."
by Diarrhea Bubble Bath May 10, 2016
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pokey tool

after rolling a tonk spliff a pokey tool is used to compress and compact the bud inside to make a tighter joint

a pokey tool has to be something strong enough and narrow enough to push down the bud inside the rizla preferbly the filter on a fag or a pen
"oi clart, chuck us a pokey tool ive just rolled a phat marley"
by nelson bates July 26, 2006
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pokey-amorous

People who frequently engage in non-exclusive poking on Facebook are said to be pokey-amorous. Antonym: poke-nogamous
Karen, Aaron and Thib are in a steamy pokey-amorous relationship.
by MrSCCL2012 August 21, 2013
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pokey chest

When people get really drunk and start using their index finger to "poke" at someone elses chest in a conversation to get their point across (sometimes done to figures of authority).
Yo dude, you see Jeff at the party, he totally played pokey chest with his boss after he had 8 drinks.
by Dave Spurgeon May 22, 2005
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