poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

PANERCH

"pussy" or "bitch" from the hispanic word panerche - meaning pussy

pronounced "pah-nurch"

You play cards like a Panerch!

dont just stand there looking like a panerch, go talk to that bitch.

by Kyle Pfister July 28, 2008

jiggery pokery

n. Pure applesauce.

Sassafras! I won't stand for this jiggery pokery.

by dirodaman July 13, 2015

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

Panera Job

To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.

Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!

by Justin-Cider October 25, 2011

pomeranian

Fluffy little bastard dog that's also very cute.

My rabid pomeranian attacked me last night with it's sharp little teeth

by tartybird February 2, 2004

prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009