Usually a man (though sometimes a woman) who is married to both his wife and his video games. Any non-work (if he works, that is) or non-sleep (if he sleeps, that is) time is probably reserved for World of Warcrack, Evercrack, or some other mmorpg, resulting in the human wife either signing divorce papers or going to see Dr. Phil.
Wife: "Wow, honey, did you see that obsessed polygamist on the Tyra Banks Show? The guy even left his wife in labor at the hospital to play his game!"
Husband: "What? Listen, shut up for a minute, I'm doing a raid."
Husband: "What? Listen, shut up for a minute, I'm doing a raid."
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Used by E-40 in his album, "Loyalty and Betrayal". This term describes a man that has physical relations with more than one woman.
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It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!
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