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Podgergeist

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
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poultergeist

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window
we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely
by Nick Bi October 22, 2006
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loltergeist

Someone who spreads lol material around like AIDS.
When Shawn showed us the YTMND he made, he became a loltergeist at school.

Danny is the local loltergeist.
by AWPerative August 14, 2006
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pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.
Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.
by Pooghost March 21, 2017
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Piggeni The Poltergiest

A Roblox trolling YouTuber who uses the Russian military to raid cafe games on the Roblox platform, he also sends in spies to spy on the Frappe owner, Cyrogenix.
I'm subscribed to Piggeni The Poltergiest!
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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poetergeist

At the poetry reading he performed like a poetergeist.
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.
Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.
by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012
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