pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

dude pole

A penis.

1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready

for lovin' for like 4 hours.

2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!

by StupidGirl43 August 27, 2009

jizz pole

Slang for penis.

Suck my jizz pole, bitch.

dickcockpenisdongweiner

by scrags2012 November 21, 2014

Airtight Ski Pole

A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.

Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!

by BigCityBrom December 9, 2008

pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013