Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
by Snurner101 March 22, 2009
Get the Positive Paul mug.A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are
1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are
1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.
The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.
(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are
1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.
Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are
1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.
The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.
(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."
by Miselaineous October 19, 2009
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Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.
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Doctor: Yeah.
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Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?
Doctor: Yeah.
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-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.
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"We used to encourage morbidly obese people to exercise and watch their diet, now we're supposed to smile and support their Body Positive Tumblr blog".
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