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pocketbook

Similar to pocket dial, pocketbook refers to any Facebook message, status update, etc. that is accidentally created as a result of your phone being unlocked while in your pocket.
Dude, wtf is this facebook message you sent me: "Ggggggghhhfk"???

My bad bro, I must have pocketbooked you.
by MississippiDave February 24, 2010
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Pocketsean

A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
by Fetalboy March 16, 2009
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Pocketsock

Dude you have such a pocketsock
by Duke814gamer May 7, 2018
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pokehoe

A person who’s life revolves around Pokémon Go and would preform oral sex to “get the next one”.
My date spent the whole time on her/his phone playing Pokémon Go, she/he is a Pokehoe.
by Masker2424 September 14, 2019
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PokéHoe

A person who is addicted to Pokemon Go! Who is willing to go out at all times of night and day, no matter the time, weather and etc.. just to catch pokemon. Who screams Pokemon is life Hoe!!! To cars stuck between them because there trying to catch pokemon.
Jes forces her bf to go pokemon hunting at 2am.
Why? Her bf asked. Her response "Pokemon is life Hoe" That's when her bf realizes that his gf is a PokéHoe
by Vonhavikq September 6, 2020
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pokéthott

Willing to sell bath water, promises head but never delivers.

A PokéThott will gladly drains you of stardust, shinys, and legendary pokémon.

With nothing more than a bit of cleavage and a flutter of her eye lids. And doing the bite on the lip thing - while saying “Ooo what a big Blastoise you have”
Pokemon player 1 “Hey you know Stacey from the Poké messenger group?”

Pokemon player 2 - “yeah she’s kinda cute”

Pokemon player No1“She offered me a handjob for a Staru”

Pokemon player 2 “nah bro, she’s a PokéThott, I bet she offered you some bath water too?”

Pokemon player 1 “how did you know

Pokemon player 2 “she’s a PokéThott bro”
by The Betamax bandit September 29, 2020
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PokeTheMagnific

What my mom tells me to run from if im on the streets at nights.

Apparently he is a famous sex offender.
PokeTheMagnific is a registered sex offender
by PokeTheMagnifc September 5, 2021
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