plumpa lumpa

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.

Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!

by sketchy October 10, 2004

plumper

a fat yet very alluring female woman. Curvy. Plumper than the average lady,(hence the name) but nonetheless very attractive.

That slightly overweight firl is a plumper... sure i'd fuck her!

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

plumper pumper

One who likes to bang fat chicks. (Fat not PHat). Also know as a pig hunter, pig farmer, chocolatier.

Rob: Its not that she is just fucking some other guy right now and idont want in the middle, i will find new girls, i just wanne be friendswith her. Besides, theres a fat bitch in raymond i might nail soon.
Dan: Hey big girls need love too, I just never figured you 4 a plumper pumper!!!!
Rob: awwwww damn

by Dano3805 October 25, 2006

plump ass

Someone with a realy round ass.

"Man does that cheerleader have a realy plump ass!"

by Sum1Anonymous May 23, 2005

plumpuss

A plump or fat vagina

Damn that bitch breanna had a big plumpuss

by kkkwhitekkkillerkkk June 10, 2015

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

plamph

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

by juux May 18, 2003