Plode

An implosion and an explosion happening at the same time, therefore cancelling each other out.

The guy was sitting there, ploding.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

Ploden

a word thats meaning can only be discerned from the context of the conversation, and can be universally applied to anything.

A- yo Rob, you going to the A to visit Brian?
B- man, ploden.

A- Ralph, I'm hungry. You tryin' to get something to eat?
B- Um, We can ploden if you want to. Give me 5 minutes.
A- Oh aight. Ploden.

A- Yo, we going out tonight?
B- Man.... Ploden
A- Oh. Ok. No doubt.

by Ju Erudite October 23, 2009

plodder

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020

ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

plodcast

An especially slow, boring podcast.

"How to putt" may be the ultimate plodcast.

by The Jeff S May 15, 2016

Plode

any hipster or indie not posessing an origional thought or idea. those who feed off subcultures and suck them dry. the scourge of newtown, and the death of both good fashion and good music

look at that plode faggots fixie bike!!

by D.P Enkarso May 23, 2011

plode

to implode and explode simultaneously

I'll plode you good!

by Me March 5, 2003