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Shoe Perv

Someone who checks out someone else's shoes in a lustful manner....
Wow Rachel is such a shoe perv...look at drooling over those kitten heels!
by Minxy_uk May 22, 2008
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Police Scanner Perv

A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.

The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.

Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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pervert

What we all are, but are too afraid to admit.
im a pervert ur a pervert but noe one likes perverts.
by James February 24, 2005
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Pervalicious

The combination of the words "delicious" and "perverted" that describes something that is very perverted (meant in a positive connotation). It can also pertain to a funny perverted joke, such as a TWSS. If something is pervalicious, it is sure that a pervert would like it.

Can be used to describe a person, comment, or item.
Museum Visitor: "That's the biggest bone I've ever seen!"
Friend: "That's what she said."
Museum Visitor: "Oh, come on..."
Friend: "I know you find my charms pervalicious, but shouldn't we do that in a more private setting."
by K-Kiyo January 22, 2009
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chat perv

Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.

Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
by autobot January 18, 2007
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Reverse the Perv

When someone is accused of being a pervert, they then try to convince others that they in fact are not a pervert by accusing the original accuser of in fact being the true pervert.
Ohh you know Chase?? Well after the other night when he was being a pervert by cheesing in all those pics with my girl, he totally tried to reverse the perv on me in front of all our friends.......
by Mike Gammons May 28, 2009
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perverted-justice.com

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.
"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"
by Hopkin April 13, 2005
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