zelfmoord plegen

kill yourself in dutch

zelfmoord plegen!

by globalwtf January 19, 2021

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Pledgestabation

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008

Pledge stew

Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.

Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...

by grandmasterPM November 25, 2020

Pledge Apple

Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.

Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"

Pledge: "yes sir"

Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.

I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.

by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011

the pledge dance

When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.

It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.

by (pseudonym here) July 3, 2005