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Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019
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pleasant view middle

A old ass fucking building with no ac and the fucking bathroom are gross and dont get cleaned and i fucking this building but i’m only there for the niggas😏😭🖕🏽🤷🏽 ♀️
by A school girl September 7, 2021
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Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo
For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.
by imabus February 25, 2010
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Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo
For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.
by justsexnonames February 25, 2010
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Pleasant Grove

The white trash part of Dallas. 'Grovites' are spawned here. All of the Grey Guys and Grey Girls who come to Oak Cliff try to 'represent' Pleasant Grove.
Look you fuckin' Grovite, we don't sell meth in the Cliff
by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004
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Pleasant Hill, CA

Fucking ridiculous. The ghetto people here are from Concord or fucking Antioch or whatever, The niggers are from Oakland , And the middleschools harbor Almost all faggots.No1 does coke, becuz we have to go to fucking Pacheco to get it, shrroming not huge, Officer White likes sticking his molestermousetache in little boys butthole, and the only weed i get here is alright at best.if your moving here wear a thong so u look hot and twice as gud as half tha preppy bitches up in dis White ass hood.
Hi, I go to Pleasant Hill Midlle School,in Pleasant Hill, Ca, and Mr. Roeslin tried to rape me with his dildo.
by AiPapi12345 February 28, 2011
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Pleasant Grove Utah

City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.
PG noob: hey could you drive to Pleasant Grove Utah to hook me up with a $3 bag?
O.G.: who the fuck is this?

PG Noob: what about roofies?
by pfffuckers! January 12, 2011
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