facebook player

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.

Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player

by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009

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platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

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Player

A Man or Woman that has MORE than ONE person think that they are the ONLY ONE.

"Marlon has a BUSY Valentines day. Breakfast with Vanessa, lunch with Alexis and dinner with NeNe". Three girlfriends! Man, He is such a PLAYER".

by Rosebudd Slim February 13, 2014

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bass player

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

by batman is awesome November 10, 2013

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Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

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KDA Player

A player who only focuses on getting kills instead of trying to win/play with the team in games. Avoids any situation, if there is slightest risk of dying.

Typically used in League of Legends.

"Our Akali is such a pussy..."
"Yeah, she is just a KDA Player."

by g00dplayer March 5, 2021

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