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platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would
The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!
by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018
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Queer Platonic Relationship

A Queer Platonic Relationship or a QPR is a relationship that is neither inherently sexual, romantic or platonic, and was created by and for A-spec people (those with nonexisting to limited sexual/romantic attraction). Allosexuals/Alloromantics may also participate.

One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck

Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.
Quinn ; Why is she holding her hand? Is she gay?
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.
by ElsaAro December 22, 2020
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Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.
That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.
by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012
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platonic orgy

When a bunch of friends get together and there's lots of group hugging involved, usually without socks!
Man me and my friends kept on having so many group hugs, I got so sweaty from touching all of them. It was like having a platonic orgy!

Remember that big group hug where we took off our socks? It was like a platonic orgy, lol.
by Blubru May 21, 2015
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platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together
Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"
by anubisd101 February 6, 2021
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Platonic

Being platonic means having someone who loves you for who you are without complicating it with sex.
It's an interdependent relationship and usually lasts decades if done correctly.
There is no expectation, no jealousy.
My best platonic friend always told me I would see the pattern more clearly as time went. I'll always love him for his insight.
by REBel Siren August 22, 2021
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Platonica

The place a stalled relationship lands when it's drifting amid an ending, a struggle to stay friends and a suppressed desire to be intimate again.
After being apart for months and not communicating, they started to talk again, which immediately landed them both in Platonica.
by rambler November 29, 2005
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