The Plastics

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. That one there, that's Karen Smith She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English class last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Thats why her hair is so big. Its full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that.

The Plastics are the best fucking part of Mean Girls

by garettwattsisamaing123 December 30, 2019

packing plastic

Having credit cards that have large limits or no limits at all.

I dont care I am "packing plastic" I can buy anything I want

by Myimmortal791 June 28, 2008

PLASTIC MARTYR

Gender Queer Model

and make up artist

and internet personality.

'Plastic Martyr so so Haute Couture'

by slave4plastic October 17, 2008

plapkin

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"

by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014

disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.

Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023