Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.

"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?

by BlasphemerExtrordinare June 25, 2009

Pizza Rolls

the most prized and precious thing on planet earth. sacrifice you life for them.

“I didn’t mean to hurt that family, Officer, but they took my pizza rolls”

by Memesmelly November 1, 2020

Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

“ bro these shits are pizza roll hot”

by Mikefrombestbuy June 20, 2020

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 5, 2021

pizza rolls

a type of food

can you cook me pizza rolls in the oven

by anonymous February 1, 2022

pizza rolls

italian gushers

gimme the fricking pizza rolls

by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020

Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021