Pissappear

When you are at the bar with a group of friends and you say you are going to the bathroom and you actually go home without saying good-bye.

Where did Kelsey go? She better not have pissappeared again!

by Goaldiggers June 9, 2018

pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

Pissappear

When someone uses a bogus excuse to remove themselves from a social gathering

Hey George, where did Penny go? I don’t know Bear, I guess she just pissappeared

by Bear333 August 22, 2022

hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020

pisslaugh

pisslaugh is when you laugh so hard, you pee!

i totally just pisslaughed, dude.

by oliviaa November 20, 2007

Pisscapacity

When you have that feeling that your bladder will explode if you don't go take a piss right at that moment! The capacity of your bladder to holding piss ratio.

Student: Can I use the restroom?!?!
Teacher: is it an emergency?
Student: I HAVE REACHED MY PISSCAPACITY!!!

by Skunkmonkey July 25, 2012

pissflap

Tom Carter

Whats that f**king Pissflap mucking about with now? The f**king numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003