Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.

It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.

by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010

Rub Pissers

To have sex

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...

by Oaksey January 25, 2011

Apple Picker

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls

Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023

pisser

Slang term for the toilet / bathroom (Gents only generally).

The term is considered rude/jovial and not suitable for usage in higher class establishments.

Excuse us mate, where's the pisser?

by Kit N May 7, 2017

Lemon Piker

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.

Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker

by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011

Nit Picker

Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you

"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said

by Prettylittleliars763 October 22, 2015

backseat cotton picker

This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.

African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."

by JettyMans May 13, 2017