Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.

A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."

by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 21, 2013

Pissing against the wind

A futile waste of time and energy.

"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"

by Bloomfield13 October 8, 2008

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

pissing in a barrel

getting drunk, drinking alcohol, getting smashed

yo son we gonna go pissing in a barrel u wanna come?

by shalla January 1, 2007