Pinocchiophobia

Pinocchiophobia
the phobia of having a long nose.
Quite the opposite of VOLDEMOPHOBIA

Friend 1: Lawl your nose is the size of Pinocchio's
Friend 2: AHHH *breaks down crying*
Friend 1: OMG i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had Pinocchiophobia!

by TheSweatyLlama July 18, 2011

Pinnochitoes

A bitch whose toes are so damn long and they get longer when she lies or hooks up with your boyfriend.

If this bitch doesn’t stop fucking my boyfriend I’m stealing all of her converse so all she has left are birks so everyone will know about her pinnochitoes.

by Bigtimepapa May 14, 2019

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 6, 2022

Pinocchio

Someone who wishes that they were a real boy

Trans-sexuals are modern day Pinocchio's.

by Richard_Carmicheal December 20, 2007

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006

Pinocchio

A sexual game played between a couple. Where in most case's the female would sit on the male's face allowing his nose to go into the sphynxter. While indulging in this activity the male can proceed to tell lies and his nose grows allowing more pleasure for the female, elimating the thought of lying not being a good thing to do.

Come here baby lets play Pinocchio.. You sit on my face, I tell lies, its lots of fun!..

by The Notebook October 6, 2005