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Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.
by Rexperience January 7, 2010
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Pinkie

Mom: Hi son, how was school today?

Son: It was good! Philip showed me the glock in his bag today. It was really cool mom!

Mom: You've got to stop fucking with those pinkies, Treyvon. We're moving to Atlanta.
by Big Brick Brain April 15, 2021
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dusty pinkie

a man that uses a vacuum cleaner to suck his penis
"dude! i love our new vacuum cleaner it gives me a great dusty pinkie"
by Kurt Faile July 27, 2008
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Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is character from the show "My Litle Pony" and is part of a magical group called "The Elements of Harmony".
Pinkie pie is over enthusiastic and probally most likely has autism, despite her love for parties she will never miss out on a chance to make her friends laugh. Pinkie pie has a really dark fan fiction that no one should ever read called " Cupcakes".
Pinkie pie probally was diagnosed with autism.
by Mlpfanperson♥ February 18, 2015
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pinkie virginity

One who fingers a girl for the first time. Often having to use the pinkie and or smaller digits.
I just took Robbys sisters pinkie virginity, at the skating rink. She took one whole pinkie, and squealed like a stuck pig when i tried to insert my ring finger.
by William Brookside December 28, 2007
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pinkie dick

A small infant sized penis, on an adult.
I had to buy a huge truck to make up for my pinkie dick.
by Turtle Muller October 13, 2016
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office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.
"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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