pig in a blanket

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

Pig In a Blanket

undercover cops

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"

by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024