Middleton

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

Piddleation

When you pee your pants a little. Not a full blown urination. But not so little that it its only a piddle.

She laughed so hard she peed her pants but only a piddleation.

by jakeeh9 November 23, 2011

Pendleton

An older woman who wears inappropraite, stripper-like clothing in an office environment.

Look at her..she is a total Pendleton!! She may have been hot 20 years ago, but now she looks like a sun dried raisin wearing her 10 year old daughter's clothes!!!

by Niceguyswin June 17, 2010

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005

camp pendleton

the marine corps base in southern california. one of the largest marine corps bases in the world. also home for marine recruits for 4 weeks during their 13 week brain washing period.

Camp Pendleton, where the brainwashing begins.

Camp Pendleton, also see concentration camp.

by Timmy April 15, 2005

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016