PICASSO ASS

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

Holy crap! That girls got a picasso ass!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

picasso bra

When a bra is too small for the wearer, making the flesh fall out over the top of the garment and thus making the subject look as if they have four boobs.

"I wear my picasso bra when I want to get laid"
"We need to so shopping, all my bras are picassos."

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

picasso pause

When a person stands still for a moment admiring their own work.

A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.

That guy wouldn't have gotten hurt if he wasn't standing there doind his picasso pause when the building collapsed; Or the burning propane cylinder; or oncoming train; etc.

by S. Friedman November 13, 2005

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

picasso at 10pm

emmy. that’s it.

she’s rlly picasso at 10pm

by gru’s.suga.baby February 25, 2020

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009