Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

Georgia Potatoe

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug

It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe

by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013

the great potatoe

The true god. His sacred name should only be said by true followers. His sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. All followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe

Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?

Guy 2: No, whats that?
Guy 1: you're dead to me!
Guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2

by thegreatpotatoe fo life November 11, 2014

potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 5, 2004

cheesy fiesta potatoes

Fried potatoes smothered with cheese and sour cream, with some green onions on top. Created by the geniuses at taco bell.

1. Lets go to tacobell and get some oh so cheesy fiesta potatoes!

2. You will get the runs if you eat to many cheesy fiesta potatoes.

by Kyle October 25, 2004

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006