Phoner

When your phone moves itself awkwardly towards your penis in your pocket.

"Dude, fix your pockets man, I can totally see your phoner"

by That one girl over there. October 20, 2009

phoner

When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"

by youcancontactme October 8, 2008

phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

phoner

An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.

Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.

by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 8, 2010

phoner

1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone

"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."

by Jeff Rollins July 16, 2006

phoner

When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner

Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "

by thephoner October 1, 2010

Phoner

An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.

Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!

by Andrew Flint October 24, 2007